Spoilers: TECOF, mostly, but references several S1 and S2 episodes
Rating: PG-13 for cussing I guess, to be safe
Word Count: 2,698
Disclaimer: Do you think I’d be writing fic if I could be finding excuses to attach myself to Jim Parsons?
Author’s Note: Of course I had to post this after montycrowley posted one, so it’s kinda like Leonard’s white board right next to Sheldon’s, but yeah, as long as you don’t try to compare maybe you won’t think, “oh, what a derivative restatement of what you could find on the wall of any men’s room in MIT.” So. Um, arabian’s TECOF breakdown inspired this (who’s surprised? those things are pretty inspiring). My first “five times” ficlet, and my first fic in total present tense. Warning: Penny likes to think in run-ons. Enjoy, colon-capital-d.
( (And one time she does.) ) @ graygeese