Rating/Warnings: pg13 / none
Word Count: 3472
Summary: SPACE BARISTAS: in space, no one can hear you steam.
Notes: I don’t live on a spaceship, but if I did, I’d want it to be a Terducken-style falling to bits hybrid of all my favourites. Goodbye, Saturnalia! we go out on a splutter and a fizz! Big thanks to Lauren for beta reading; and to dearest Marie, the world out there is everything, and this small part of it is for you.